"My ______________ went to ______________ and all I got was this stupid t-shirt."
That's sort of how I feel about today's photo of the day.
There were a million things that happened today that I could have taken a picture of. Instead, all I have is this picture of the wine bottles sitting on my counter top.
(I do realize this picture raises a lot of questions, the biggest of which is, "Why in the world do I have three bottles of red wine in my house at once!? How did I let these bottles go undrank (undrinken, undrunk?!) for so long?" That's the real tragedy and mystery of this whole post.)
But, without further ado. . . here is the real reason for this post.
Today's Missed Photo Opportunities:
- 5" of freshly fallen and undisturbed snow
- My car stuck in 5" of freshly fallen snow at 6:45 a.m.
- Me attempting to shovel my car out of previously mentioned freshly fallen snow
- My neighbor watching me try to shovel my car out of *$#% snow
- Me trying to be "better" and remind myself that the snow isn't *$#% it is peaceful and beautiful
- Brad eventually coming to rescue me
- Me screaming into the phone to Angie about said incident
- Me talking to Luke on the phone and hearing how excited he was that I was coming to visit this weekend
- Me trying to sneak into work 20 minutes late because of snow incident
- The trail of emails between Katrina and me about wardrobe suggestions
- The massive pile of emails in the "Sent Items" box in my work email; I did lots of catching up today which probably led my colleagues to believe that all I do all day is send emails
- The strange compilation of canned goods I ate for lunch today (which included the canned equivalent of an entire pineapple); I didn't manage to grocery shop over the weekend and will - as a result - spend the week eating whatever I can scrounge from the freezer and pantry
- The very cool PowerPoint that was shared with me today about informational texts and the Common Core State Standards; I love seeing someone else's new thinking about a topic that I have already really explored. I am so excited that there is a connection that I missed!
- My iPod playing To Kill a Mockingbird on my way home from work. This deserves - and will get - its own post. I totally have a crush on Scout Finch. . . and Atticus Finch.
- The honey latte I enjoyed during a meeting tonight.
- The three tablespoons of lemon garlic marinade I accidentally dumped on the pierogis thinking I had paprika in my hand and the extra butter I added to try to cover my mistake.
- The smoke that has been billowing out of my oven vents and setting off the smoke detector every time I use the oven forcing me to frantically wave a badly stained hot pad in front of the smoke alarm while swearing; this may or may not be related to the butter that bubbled all over while making mashed potatoes this weekend
- The story I heard on NPR tonight about the use of regional dialects on Twitter. Totally fascinating.
- The recipes from an episode of Barefoot Contessa that I bookmarked and intend to make sometime soon (eggplant caponata, caesar-roasted fish, sauteed broccolini and garlic, toasted pita triangles, and fresh peach cake)
How's that for a totally random post?